Monday, February 28
One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
I'm giving away a handy Get-Out-of-Heaven-Free card to the first person who can discern which of these three persons does not belong, and why. You may use the comments feature or e-mail me!
- Maria Guleghina, circa Saturday afternoon's Metropolitan Opera broadcast of Nabucco.
- Beyoncé, duetting with Josh Groban at the Oscars, in the nominated song "Believe," from The Polar Express.
- The aforementioned "opera singer," Josh Groban.
On a similar note, be sure to czech out Sieglinde's ode to the odious Guleghina. I can't disagree with much of what she has to say, but then, the ode does lurch at the basest of human instincts while missing all the important points. How apropos, considering the subject!
Comments
josh groban?
because i hate josh groban?
Too easy girl. I know you're gonna say BEYONCE ... coz she da only one who can sing the intended notes.
Am I always right or what?
*kisses* across these amber waves of grain
LD
This is so tricky y'all! It could be any of them.
Guleghina's picture is bigger than the other two - I'm a size queen and bet you guys are, too. She's also the only "blonde". And the fattest.
Beyonc? is the only African-American. She's also the only one with talent, style and a boyfriend. She's also the only one that commonly goes by one name. And don't say that queens screaming "Joooooooooosh~~~~~!!!!!" is the same. We know it's not.
The reasons I could think for Josh Groban being the answer are: (a) only one with a Y chromosome; (b) only fag; (c) only one looking at the camera; and (d) only one not showing cleavage. But those are all non-musical reasons and this is a music blog, so it must not be him.
In the end I'll go with Beyonc?, unless you were doing this to be mean to Guleghina, in which case I pick Guleghina.
Would you kick Josh Groban out of bed?
P.S. - I'm bored and did a Google image search for Josh Groban and think you guys should be aware of this:
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/o/mol104/tydesktop.jpg.
how the hell did josh make the cut for that collaboration of photos...lmaooo...is the guy on the right from "extreme HOUSE makeover"?
um duh!! Josh Groban SOO does not belong.
First of all, He's the only one without enhanced hair (be it extensions or a wig)
Secondly, the only one with a skinny ass.
- He's the only one who can't and will never be able to give a fierce-ass performance. Yes Guleghina can be out of control, but it's damn exciting (including that Eflat) and Beyonce shaking that rump, flicking that fake hair, talking about soldiers and shit... well need I say more
- You can't get more whitebread than Josh Groban.
JOSH DOES NOT BELONG!!!!! So step! step! step! step!
And to the person who asked if one would kick Josh out of bed, hell he wouldn't even be in it in the first place. I bet he has a small ____. God my fucking mouth. addio senza rancor!!