Mochipet - "Yes vs. NoMeansNo". OH HOLY DOOKIE! MASHUP OF YES AND SOME GRIZZLY ROCK BAND THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE 1981 AND ONE THAT I WON'T PRETEND TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.

Seriously, you should check out Mochipet's new album Combat. It's a snarly, glichty, speedbreak compilation of mashups… like Johnny Cash vs. Cash Money Millionaires, Barry White vs. White Stripes vs. White Lion, Aphex Twin vs. the Thompson Twins. Get it? Nice title too. Ohhh, now you get it.

Not all the tracks are this mind-blowingly good. They don't all make me shit myself. But at their weakest points, like, my ass falls off, puts its finger in a socket, and starts doing the electric slide.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM? I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP EVER AGAIN!


P.S. Join me next week when I take a look at the individual artists with whom Björk is collaborating on her new album. Zang!